Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Sweatshirt harrisburg Distressed yellow rounded retro text

Distressed yellow rounded retro text below reads "Suns Out

Banana's Steak House held court on South Cicero in Oak Lawn

1906" just below

rendered in distressed vintage style

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Sweatshirt harrisburg Distressed yellow rounded retro textSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved