Giant Squid Jokes Kraken Me Up - Unisex Tank Top bay city wearing a headlamp helmet and

wearing a headlamp helmet and a large mustache

Moonlight Rollerway calling itself the most beautiful skating rink in the United States is the kind of unverifiable flex that only works when your floor wax predates the interstate highway system

" Curved text below reads "BASEBALL CLUB" and "KEOKUK

Circular blue badge carries '"CHICAGO"' in small yellow serif text at top

Giant Squid Jokes Kraken Me Up - Unisex Tank Top bay city wearing a headlamp helmet andGiant squid puns require a level of commitment to bad humor that most people reserve for fantasy football. Somewhere a marine biologist is laughing alone at a party, and this is why. The Details: Rounded groovy cream text arched across the top reads "GIANT SQUID JOKES" above "KRAKEN ME UP" in a retro 1970s bubble typeface. Below, a large cream woodcut style illustration of a kraken with a bulbous mantle and long suction cupped tentacles fills the