1989 UHF U-62 Telethon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Every face-painted fanatic within earshot

Every face-painted fanatic within earshot will hate you

flanked by distressed serif text reading "DENTIST SURGEON" and "BOUNTY HUNTER

Inspired by Bloodsport

Golden-yellow baseball script text reads "Dad Bod" with a classic swoosh tail extending from beneath the lettering

1989 UHF U-62 Telethon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Every face-painted fanatic within earshotPledging twenty five bucks to save a station whose top rated show involves a mop and a fire hose is the most rational financial decision that town ever made. Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word. Inspired by UHF. The Details: Arched white and pink block text reads "U62 TELETHON" above a yellow broadcast tower emitting concentric pink and yellow signal waves, flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89." Yellow wing like