Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold red italic text reads

Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow

" A digital illustration of a pontoon boat with a white and gray deck

which is peak tone-deaf corporate branding even by Outer Rim standards

Digital illustration depicts Julius and Vincent Benedict sitting side by side in light blue button-up shirts and khaki pants

Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold red italic text readsLeaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer. Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason. The Details: Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe, rendered in red, tan, and cream. Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck