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Enrollment at a two-thousand-year-old sorcery academy means twelve semesters on green-eyed bride acquisition and a mandatory elective in looking terrifying while Thunder does the heavy lifting

" Bold white uppercase block text below reads "I'LL JUST FEED ALL YOU FUCKERS

Arched golden-tan text reads "COLORADO STATE LEAGUE" above "ESTD" and "1898" flanking a vintage cartoon miner in a hat and overalls

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