Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt 80s it was a retirement plan

it was a retirement plan

knowing exactly which buttons to push

The periodic table is now one dad joke away from being a complete comedy set

surrounded by white text reading "HOT PASTRAMI

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt 80s it was a retirement planJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading