Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt theatre Marketing peaked in the era

Marketing peaked in the era when sticky floors and broken ankles counted as elegance

Built to resemble a Mississippi paddlewheeler

Pink cursive script below reads "Hollywood

Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off

Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt theatre Marketing peaked in the eraEnrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction, one signed headshot, and a forty minute monologue about Big Ern's greatest frames. Refund policy is just him winking and hitting on your wife. Inspired by Kingpin. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden yellow "Est. 1979" beside it, above white text reading "MCCRACKEN'S."