Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Black text inside the shield

Black text inside the shield reads "WHERE GOOD SKATERS MEET

flowing 1970s-style letterforms with a vintage worn texture

In a timber town built on sawmills and hard work

and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Black text inside the shieldPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text