Wait Until You See My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Soft Pink aka the Knight Automated Roving

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Bold red serif lettering below reads "Choke

Wait Until You See My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Soft Pink aka the Knight Automated RovingSea captains bragging about their dinghy size carry the same energy as guys at marina bars who peaked in 2003. The nautical alibi fools absolutely nobody, but the commitment to plausible deniability is doing all the heavy lifting. The Details: Curved blue text reads "WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration in blue depicts a bearded sea captain gripping a ship's wheel, with a sailboat on choppy water and a