Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL a detailed coral-pink lobster illustration

a detailed coral-pink lobster illustration faces forward at left

That wholesome exclamation point is working harder than any HR department in history

Grandma thinks it's adorable

forming a water motif

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL a detailed coral-pink lobster illustrationBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below