I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Five white playing cards fan

Five white playing cards fan out in a royal flush arrangement

Whether you’re stopping in for a trim

Membership in a spooky shit appreciation society requires owning at least three skulls you didn't inherit and ranking horror movies by atmospheric fog density

representing a city already deeply rooted in organized ball

I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Five white playing cards fanManscaping with a razor near the most anxious real estate on the human body is an act of pure, delusional optimism. That question mark is just a man performing a cost benefit analysis in real time, and the math is not mathing. The Details: Distressed white bubble text in a retro groovy style reads "I shaved my balls for this?" with a worn, weathered screen print texture across the chest. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood