So Pitted - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Light Blue Bold distressed navy block text

Bold distressed navy block text reads "SO PITTED" across the top

Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin

Cream serif text below reads "Reseda

" with gold cursive reading "lanes" to the right

So Pitted - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Light Blue Bold distressed navy block textDescribing a barrel wave as "WAAPAH" remains the most accurate thing anyone has ever said about the ocean. Linguists failed where one beautifully fried surfer succeeded by abandoning English entirely and somehow nailing it. The Details: Bold distressed navy block text reads "SO PITTED" across the top. A hand drawn navy outline illustration of a barrel wave with curling lip and spray detail sits in the center, with "WAAPAH" in matching distressed navy