Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Pink pennant shape with a

Pink pennant shape with a pointed bottom edge sits above large orange italic script text reading "Zim's" with a dark shadow effect

and someone's cousin willing to DJ orientation

Green distressed block text reads "ROLLERS" in an arched layout

and this roster runs deeper than any Eternian warrior

Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Pink pennant shape with aRock paper scissors peaked as a competitive sport in 1987, and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey. Carrying that title for nearly four decades in a game with zero athletic requirement is genuinely impressive. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" above a circular laurel wreath emblem containing hand silhouettes depicting rock, paper, and scissors. Bold serif numerals "1987" appear below in matching