Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Tank Top surfing An orange circular emblem frames

An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile-tooth-banded hat

Picking "The Bad" panel says everything about who you think really runs that three-way standoff

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Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Tank Top surfing An orange circular emblem framesPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one