Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL flanking the figure

flanking the figure

White square mimics a periodic table element box

Double-needle stitching for durability

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL flanking the figureJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading