Wake & Bake - Unisex Tank Top appleton " "Completely Air Conditioned

" "Completely Air Conditioned

or basic situational awareness to decide he already hates you

Hauling your existential dread into the woods just gives it better scenery

Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells

Wake & Bake - Unisex Tank Top appleton " "Completely Air ConditionedPutting a turkey next to the phrase 'wake and bake' is the thinnest alibi in Thanksgiving history. Nobody at the table is fooled, but everyone appreciates the commitment to plausible deniability. The Details: Golden tan rounded bubble text reads "WAKE & BAKE." Below, a cartoon open oven drawn in light blue gray and white outlines contains a golden tan roasted turkey on a platter with curving steam lines rising above it. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic