I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Hans planned for everything except

Hans planned for everything except one barefoot problem

Repping it now is either a hometown flex or proof you've reached the final stage of antique mall addiction

Lardass Hogan entered that contest with no exit strategy except biological warfare

and "5665 WILSHIRE" above "LOS ANGELES" at the bottom

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Hans planned for everything exceptCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved