The Christmas Cookie Baking Crew - Women's T-Shirt western George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses

George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out

Crawling through a river of filth apparently earns you a small business license and boat insurance

White block text reads "DO IT YOURSELF GARAGE" flanked by small lightning bolts

Infamous is definitely more than famous in this format

The Christmas Cookie Baking Crew - Women's T-Shirt western George Washington wearing aviator sunglassesMatching family baking shirts exist because someone in every household woke up and decided flour covered chaos needed a dress code. The gingerbread man looks more put together than anyone who'll actually be wearing this. The Details: Cream cursive script at the top reads "Cookie" with small green starbursts nearby. Three decorated cookie illustrations sit in a row, a gingerbread man with red buttons and bow tie, a red stocking with white snowflake