Long Way To Mow - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Distressed golden-yellow Weyland-Yutani corporate logo

Distressed golden-yellow Weyland-Yutani corporate logo and text reading 'WEYLAND-YUTANI CORPORATION' sit at the top above a white blueprint-style schematic of the Nostromo spacecraft

Stamping "allergic to mornings" directly onto a sunburst is the graphic design equivalent of putting a peanut warning label on an EpiPen

Golden-yellow decorative text reads "RYERSON" above "LIFE INSURANCE CO

Petty corporate tyranny never looked so cozy on a vintage diner cup

Long Way To Mow - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Distressed golden-yellow Weyland-Yutani corporate logoSlapping a Screaming Chicken on a riding mower is the most Bandit move any suburban dad has ever pulled. Eastbound and down, just trying to finish before the HOA shows up. Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit. The Details: Arched black sans serif text reads "WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO MOW" curving above "AND A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE." A black and golden yellow riding lawn mower features a prominent golden phoenix hood decal, with green grass clippings