Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L " A military chevron insignia

" A military chevron insignia with two downward-pointing V-shaped stripes and a star centered above them appears at the bottom

with condensed black sans-serif text reading "EASTERN LEAGUE" and "CLASS A BASEBALL

Loaded Up & Truckin'" above large cream letters spelling "SNOWMAN'S

Nothing validates intellectual superiority like a loaded citation

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L " A military chevron insigniaPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one