Alpha Male - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL " A distressed illustration depicts

" A distressed illustration depicts a batter mid-swing before evergreen trees and a lake horizon

The FAA doesn't sanction it

Inspired by Saturday Night Live

Arched distressed white text reads "ROWDY BURNS" above the bold white number "51" flanked by red horizontal lines

Alpha Male - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL " A distressed illustration depictsPoodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male. The wolf pack hierarchy was debunked, but the fluffy dog in a flower crown remains peer reviewed. The Details: A pastel rainbow arch in pink, yellow, green, blue, and purple bands frames a digital illustration of a fluffy white poodle with its tongue out. Colorful flowers in blue, pink, and yellow