The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Bold red serif numerals "76"

Bold red serif numerals "76" appear top left

A distressed hop emblem tops a weathered oval label with blue curved serif text reading "FUZZY BRITCHES" across the upper arc and a pin-up figure in a prehistoric bikini posed against a red interior field

Matching blackletter text below reads "Mount Up

with blue text reading "Del Griffith" and white text reading "Director of Sales | Shower Curtain Ring Div

The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Bold red serif numerals "76"Cornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie