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a vintage horror comic-style vampire with pointed ears

Wrapping apocalyptic dread in pumpkin spice and vintage Halloween clip art is just good seasonal branding

Gold horizontal lines frame the word "PRESIDENT" in small white serif type

Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex Tank Top wlp Cotton breathesBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact