American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy so repurposing him to fetch

so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment

Red italic script reads "Cobra Kai Dojo" and "Reseda

Grand Ave" and "LOS ANGELES" in mixed serif and sans-serif typefaces

A digital illustration of Johnny 5 with distinctive binocular eyes and expressive eyebrow plates floats against a starfield dotted with planets and shooting stars

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy so repurposing him to fetchPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."