Premier Properties - Mitch & Murray Group - Unisex Sweatshirt escondido Celebrating a successful bowel movement

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud

Polite menace has never been so well-dressed

and the distinct feeling you've already wasted his time

Premier Properties - Mitch & Murray Group - Unisex Sweatshirt escondido Celebrating a successful bowel movementClosing deals for Mitch and Murray means selling worthless dirt to retirees while a whiteboard decides if you eat this month. Steak knives are second prize, and nobody asks what third prize looks like. Inspired by Glengarry Glen Ross. The Details: Cyan and white cityscape silhouettes of varying height buildings with small window details sit to the left of bold white uppercase sans serif text reading "PREMIER PROPERTIES." A thin cyan horizontal line