Smoke Brisket Not Meth - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Brown Red comic-book starburst frames bold

Red comic-book starburst frames bold black hand-drawn text reading "THE PORK-CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters

Small agricultural towns like Fillmore ran on places like Henry's

Surviving 8-29-97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter-Killers

A crimson outline of Missouri with a small star marking a location sits between "ESTD" and "1901" in bold serif numerals

Smoke Brisket Not Meth - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Brown Red comic-book starburst frames boldFifties clip art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced. The fact that "smoke" needs that kind of clarification tells you everything the census won't. The Details: A distressed white stencil style illustration of a clean cut man in a dress shirt and tie stands beside an offset barrel smoker with billowing smoke. Below,