Sobchak Security - Long Sleeve T-Shirt commando Selective hearing is a skill

Selective hearing is a skill most people pretend they don't have while actively perfecting it in every conversation

Cambodia was apparently just the tutorial level before something with mandibles showed up

Bold white text reads "LYNDHURST" followed by lighter-weight "SECURITY" on a single line

Biff's whole empire got reduced to a strip mall business card and a phone number nobody's calling

Sobchak Security - Long Sleeve T-Shirt commando Selective hearing is a skillSobchak Security offers peace of mind six days a week because Shomer Shabbos is non negotiable, even during active burglaries. Every consultation includes a complimentary lecture about Vietnam. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak in yellow tinted aviator sunglasses and an olive vest, holding a raised handgun, sits at the top. Distressed yellow block text below reads "SOBCHAK SECURITY" followed by white serif