Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow Shopping for someone else but

Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them

A digital illustration of President Gerald Ford wearing a sombrero

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

Larger matching golden-orange text reads "HATERS" at the bottom

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow Shopping for someone else butSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit