Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed yellow retro script text

Distressed yellow retro script text with a darker drop shadow reads "Pobody's Nerfect" in a groovy 1970s cursive style

A high-contrast white portrait of Del Griffith appears to the right

" Elegant white script reading "It Breathes" appears over a bat-shaped banner

Large weathered green serif lettering reads "CRICKETS" below the mascot

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed yellow retro script textStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit