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Elmo's deepest conviction has nothing to do with survival training or Cold War politics

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Django - Dr. King Schultz - Long Sleeve T-Shirt farts Elmo's deepest conviction has nothingSchultz's bedside manner involves a beer, a chat about Goethe, and a very permanent extraction. "Amazing and Painless" is technically true if you're not the one on the wanted poster. Inspired by Django Unchained. The Details: Golden tan ornate script reads "Dr. King Schultz" across the top, framed by decorative Victorian scrollwork. A hand drawn portrait of Dr. King Schultz in a bowler hat sits centered, flanked by distressed serif text reading