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It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_90s one golden-yellow and one coralRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &