Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "EVER HEAR OF A" above a cartoon portrait of Uncle Buck in a gray fedora

" Large decorative serif lettering reads "DUFRESNE & REDDING" above a ribbon banner bearing "FISHING CHARTERS" in bold block letters

with cursive script reading "Takashi

100% grassfed

Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Arched distressed white block textRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon