Mutt Cutts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Surviving a parachute-free skydive is

Surviving a parachute-free skydive is just a Tuesday for a henchman whose dental work could chew through steel cables

followed by "Charles 'Chappy' Sinclair" and "COL USAF · AIR FORCE RESERVE" in smaller lettering

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Smaller condensed text below reads "IF SOMETHING GETS IN YOUR WAY

Mutt Cutts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Surviving a parachute-free skydive isRolling a shaggy Ford Econoline through Aspen like a legitimate business venture is the most Harry Dunne thing ever committed to film. That van has never been detailed, only re glued. Inspired by Dumb and Dumber. The Details: Cartoon illustration of the Mutt Cutts van in side profile, rendered in distressed beige with a pointed ear on the roof, a dangling paw on the rear panel, and dark outlined wheels. A yellow sign on the body reads "MUTT CUTTS" and