Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Arched white text reads "Long

Arched white text reads "Long Beach" above ornate Victorian serif lettering reading "Clothiers

A retro roller skate illustration in purple

" with bold distressed white text below reading "ASSHOLES

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Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Arched white text reads "LongLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered